Jordan's Gems

Please forgive me if this is a repeat for some of you but this is kind of my online diary of events of our lives.

Today Jordan didn't want to do school so he said he was sick. Ok, now I can believe that he might be getting an allergy-sinus headache, it is windy and allergens are running amok. He did have a bit of "fiber overload" from eating too many grapes yesterday. When I explained to him this morning that if he was too sick for school, he was too sick to play computer today, he grinned from ear to ear and decided to get busy. This is a better attempt than his last one where he wanted Mark to divorce me. He said that if we got a divorce he would go live with Daddy (and play computer), Mark is an I.T. guy. Nice try buddy, but Daddy and I are NOT going to get a divorce. We've been happily married for almost 20 years now. Sorry, Mister Jordan, you're stuck with me.

Yesterday, Jordan had Miss Micha convinced that Leah had gotten a car while she (Miss Micha) was on maternity leave. He wove her a convincible yarn about how Leah has a 4 door Honda and it wasn't in the driveway because it was in the shop. Miss Micha checked out the story just to be sure of it's accuracy. Usually you can tell when he is making up something because he gets this little impish grin, but not then, he was telling a whopper with a straight face.